This vid cracks me up.

[jabberwoki]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqjUKgiQReY

[Uncle Buck]

Great! Years ago I worked with a man that looked frighteningly like this when he was observed attacking fried chicken and had quite the reputation because of it. The fellow was a bit odd and would tell you with a straight face while looking you square in the eyes that chocolate would kill you! LOL

[fatfillup]

Well chocolate will kill, just not quickly and it takes an awful lot

[Elroy]

The fellow was a bit odd

Don't talk about Elroy like that.