Joke Time

[Muddy]

I saw a man walking down the street with a box under his arm. I had to double take when I saw what the box said. It was goose medicine.   

I stopped him and told him that I just had to look into his box. He stated it's just goose medicine. I said I know but what's good for the goose is good for the gander....

[SteelWheels]

I once knew a man from Nantucket.

[j.a.f.e.]

I bought my wife a new fridge. You should have seen her face light up when she opened the door.

[j.a.f.e.]

I built a model of Mount Everest. A friend asked me "Is it to scale?" I said "No, it's to look at."

[j.a.f.e.]

I saw two huge black birds in my yard this morning, and they were stuck together.

They were velcrows.

[j.a.f.e.]

I have a joke in sign language. It's never been told.

[SteelWheels]

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[Uncle Buck]

I see I am not the only one that misses the politics board! 😁

[AbiggerGarage]

I see I am not the only one that misses the politics board! 😁

Didn't know you were into darts.

[j.a.f.e.]

The swordfish has no known predators except the penfish. Everyone knows the penfish is mightier than the swordfish.

[j.a.f.e.]

Can anyone tell me what oblivious means?

I have no idea.

[wilbilt]

When the creator of the Hokey Pokey song, Al Tabor, passed away his funeral was planned to be an epic event. It was to be attended by many fans of the song from around the globe.

But when the funeral home staff were placing Al into his casket, something went amiss.

They put his left leg in.

He put his left leg out.

And that's when the trouble started.

[j.a.f.e.]

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but I slowly turned myself around.